As if we weren’t tired enough already, ABC is playing with us out here.
The network only revealed the names, faces, ages, occupations, and hometowns of the men vying for the heart of Katie Thurston, the newest star of The Bachelorette, and something is … wrong. For some reason there are 29 men and a mysterious box. Instead of “Garrett, 29, a software marketing manager from Salinas, CA” we get “??????, ??, in a box of ??????”.
Do you want to know what’s in the box? A vibrator. Not only would this fit with Katie’s now iconic limo appearance from the final season of The Bachelor, but it would also bring an ingenious twist. Katie could choose a man, or she could just choose a vibrator. You don’t have to worry about a vibrator cheating, breaking up with you, or saying or doing something that might be considered racist!
We suspect this isn’t happening, but wouldn’t it be fun if it did?
Anyway, let’s look at a few guys.